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Why Gay Guys Are A Girl's Best Friend

From: The humble Farmer
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How many gay guys have run up your taxes by sending 8 kids to your school's remedial reading program? How many gay guys broke your heart by running off with your sweetheart or your wife?

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How many gay guys have run up your taxes by sending 8 kids to your school's remedial reading program? How many gay guys broke your heart by running off with your sweetheart or your wife?

Transcript

If you visit enough stores in Camden, Maine, you'll see a book named, "Why Gay Guys are a Girl's Best Friend."
How could you argue with that? Anybody who thinks about it at all knows that gay guys are everybody's best friend. Ever see one run up your taxes by sending 8 kids to your school's remedial reading program? Ever have one break your heart by marrying your high school sweetheart or running off with your wife?
Seeing that book brought to mind a poem I wrote years ago that summarizes the situation: "Oh what a great world this would be, if all the guys were gay --- but me."
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Intro and Outro

INTRO:

If you visit enough stores in Camden, Maine, you'll see a book named, "Why Gay Guys are a Girl's Best Friend."

OUTRO:

Seeing that book brought to mind a poem I wrote years ago that summarizes the situation: "Oh what a great world this would be, if all the guys were gay --- but me."