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Oxymorinism never stopped an MBA. Nothing logical does. They listen to a different academic moral authority. You’ve heard the joke: How many Pepperdine MBA's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one. He grasps it firmly and the universe revolves around him.
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Oxymorinism never stopped an MBA. Nothing logical does. They listen to a different academic moral authority. You’ve heard the joke: How many Pepperdine MBA's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one. He grasps it firmly and the universe revolves around him.
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The Thank God School of Business
Pepperdine’s PR Purgatorio
It’s 2 am. The radio is on. But it feels like a dream. Somehow a voice on the air is tempting me to enroll at the Graziadio School of Business and Management. Graziadio? A school of business that thanks God in Italian? How could this be?
I drop back to sleep with Voltaire whispering in my ear, “When it is a question of money, everybody is of the same religion.”
I awake the next morning, fix a cup of coffee and go online. Is there really a Thank God School of Business? Si infatti. Yes. The Graziadio School of Business is right up the road in Malibu, California. As part of the Pepperdine campus, it features a breathtaking panarama of the Pacific Ocean. I imagine the spectacular views help the students at the Graziadio School of Business focus their academic thoughts on personal real estate plans for the future. Loc...
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