More from Randy Ross
The Day I Almost Became Gay
A third-degree sunburn, a friendly travel agent, and a walk on the not-so wild side.
From: Randy Ross
The narrator finds himself next to an attractive woman for a ten-hour flight to South Africa.
Original, mildly-racy dating story. Also, features stuffed animals and vibrating ovals.
"When it comes to women, I've always had a problem telling passion from pathology," the narrator says.