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Close Encounter on a 747 Or How not to Join the Mile-High Club

From: Randy Ross
Series: Humorous Travel
Length: 02:52

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The narrator finds himself next to an attractive woman for a ten-hour flight to South Africa. Read the full description.

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"We talk, we laugh, her breasts jiggle in her black sweater. The cabin lights dim. Her body is inches from mine; it is as if we were in bed together."
“I stop before I’m handcuffed by a sky marshall.”

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Piece Description

"We talk, we laugh, her breasts jiggle in her black sweater. The cabin lights dim. Her body is inches from mine; it is as if we were in bed together."
“I stop before I’m handcuffed by a sky marshall.”

Intro and Outro

INTRO:

This is a scene from a novel-in-progress with the working title: "The Loneliest Planet: A Handbook for the Chronically Single." The author reworked the scene as a standalone story that he has performed live.

OUTRO:

Related Website

http://www.theloneliestplanet.com