What better way to kick off our inaugural episode than to to go up to New Hampshire and fire a machine gun. Live free or die, baby. Author Harlyn Aizley tells us a story about finding a gun in her dad's underwear drawer, and Lance Anderson explains why you shouldn't keep a loaded shotgun in the house. This is a clean version of this episode, with all the naughty words bleeped out (except for one mention of "half-assed" at 22:15, which most stations shouldn't have a problem with airing). The final segment, which admittedly ran on a bit too long in the original version, has been shortened.