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Wild Card Wednesday: The Ballad of Vladimir Guerrero

From: Sam Dingman
Series: Dingmantics
Length: 13:01

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One year ago, Ben and I wrote a song about Vladimir Guerrero, trumpeting what I viewed to be his inevitable destiny as Savior of the Baltimore Orioles. Things did not work out that way, and as such, today we present The Ballad of Vladimir Guerrero, a cautionary tale against over-hyping one’s expectations. Read the full description.

Samdingmanalbumcover_small One year ago, Ben and I wrote a song about Vladimir Guerrero, trumpeting what I viewed to be his inevitable destiny as Savior of the Baltimore Orioles.  Things did not work out that way, and as such, today we present The Ballad of Vladimir Guerrero, a cautionary tale against over-hyping one’s expectations.

Please note: we were also very wrong about the Red Sox, but not about the extra terrestrials, who do indeed appear to have absconded with the real Carl Crawford.

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Piece Description

One year ago, Ben and I wrote a song about Vladimir Guerrero, trumpeting what I viewed to be his inevitable destiny as Savior of the Baltimore Orioles.  Things did not work out that way, and as such, today we present The Ballad of Vladimir Guerrero, a cautionary tale against over-hyping one’s expectations.

Please note: we were also very wrong about the Red Sox, but not about the extra terrestrials, who do indeed appear to have absconded with the real Carl Crawford.

Musical Works

Title Artist Album Label Year Length
Junk's Gettin' Down Junkyard Band Go Hard. Street Records and Tapes 1996 06:00
Wichita Reprise Virginia Coalition Townburg. Vacosongs LLC 2000 04:28