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Woody Allen vs. Mean Joe Green

From: Graham Shelby
Length: 07:59

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A man-sized teenager believes joining the football team will help him feel big on the inside. Read the full description.

Boy_in_football_uniform_small At 15, Graham Shelby has grown to about six-four and over two hundred pounds. That growth spurt has changed how people look at him, but not how he looks at himself. He joins the football team in hopes of toughening up his inner child, but things don't work out the way he planned.

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Piece Description

At 15, Graham Shelby has grown to about six-four and over two hundred pounds. That growth spurt has changed how people look at him, but not how he looks at himself. He joins the football team in hopes of toughening up his inner child, but things don't work out the way he planned.

Broadcast History

Recorded live in Louisville, Kentucky in 2010 and broadcast on WFPK-FM on the program Kentucky Homefront.

Intro and Outro

INTRO:

It's time once again for football. From Pop Warner to the NFL, players are putting on their helmets and cleats and getting ready to take the field. Back in the day, writer Graham Shelby was one such player, for a while anyway. He loved the game and when he grew tall enough, he decided to join his high school team. That, he says, was his first mistake.

OUTRO:

Graham Shelby comes to us from Louisville,
Kentucky, where he writes, watches football and raises triplet sons, none of whom have shown any interest in their dad's favorite sport.

Related Website

www.kentuckyhomefront.org