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Abstinence Footsy

From: KBOO Youth Collective
Length: 00:03:58

Secretary of Education Margaret Spellings introduces a new program for today's lustful youth: Abstinence Footsy. Read the full description.

Margaretspellingspic_small A satirical political commentary.

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Piece Description

A satirical political commentary.

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Review of Abstinence Footsy

This was good for a laugh, which I believe the authors intended, but it also helps take the listener to a new level.

Here our author weaves political speech, biblical speech, and offbeat humor into a keen criticism of American education policy. This piece would not do for most audiences, and I don't think it is intended for anyone but those who would want to hear it.

The satire here is very smoothly done: Why f*ck when there's footsy? Is simultaneously implausible, yet we wonder if these people might actually think something like this. The delivery is done in good comic timing, managing to allow us time to laugh before the next major point is brought up.

Criticism: I feel that the voice over could have matched the feel of an uptight, political education maven a bit more. There were times when I heard a bit of a condescending tone towards the subject, rather than embracing her as a character.

In the end, it is a bit blunt but it manages to achieve its goals: Make us laugh first, and then make us think. Good job on being brave enough to make a piece this challenging and stimulating, I look forward to hearing y'all develop your voices.

Matt Terrell
Youth Editorial Board
Generation.prx.org

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Review of Abstinence Footsy

Why f*ck when there's footsy? This new addition to the No Child Left Behind Act is brilliant and will, of course, prevent premarital sex. And if proficiency in this vital skill isn't attained in a certain school, that school will be torched. It's wonderful. This satirical piece is great, and it definitely made me smile. I like how the beginning of the piece is an introduction by George Bush and that we hear applause from the audience Margaret Spellings is addressing. I would love to hear this piece on the radio.

Broadcast History

Aired September 28th, 2005 on KBOO-Portland.