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Morning Rolled Oats 

The Giant Blueberry Bush

From: Robert Karl Skoglund
Length: 00:01:17

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Piece Description

Is that 365 days a year?

Transcript

Here’s an interesting advertisement for blueberry bushes. It says, “Grow your own delicious blueberries with Blueberry Giant. … Produce up to 4 pints of juicy blueberries daily - that's 16,000 blueberries from a single plant.” I don’t know as I ever sat around counting how many blueberries were on a bush or in my dish. But I have seen blueberry bushes and I’d like to see the plant that can produce 4 pints of juicy blueberries daily. --- Times 365 makes 1460 pints of blueberries a year from one bush. I have a blueberry field and from looking at the hood of my truck I know what happens to birds when they eat only a handful of berries. I weigh 160 times as much as a crow, and if I were to eat 4 pints of blueberries every day ---- no, I think I’m going to pass on this offer.
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