00:00:00 – Music: “Tenderly” by The Oscar Peterson Trio
00:00:31 – Intro by David Chen, introduces Stephen by referencing his role as The Garf on the television series “Big Day”
00:00:59 – Stephen mentions, “A spider bit my ass.” (BLEEPED)
00:01:38 – Stephen references Tobolowsky Files Episode 28, “The Afflictions of Love”
00:02:05 – David mentions the television series “Glee” and “Californication”
00:02:48 – Stephen references the television series “The Today Show”
00:03:16 – Story 1 in-cue: “Because of all the gates that stand before actors one of the most daunting is the audition.”
00:08:30 – Stephen mentions, “They were just calling it ‘masochistic gay man’.”
00:08:47 – Stephen references the film “Terminator 2: Judgment Day”
00:09:02 – Stephen mentions, “…if I wanted to take a crack at Masochistic Gay Man.”
00:09:14 – Stephen mentions, “Have you ever wanted to have your head shoved into a urinal then dragged back into a stall, beaten and then begged to have sex?”
00:09:48 – Stephen references Tobolowsky Files Episode 30, “Plan B”
00:11:14 – Stephen mentions, “…pretended to drink beer…”
00:12:51 – Stephen mentions, “…but no prescription drugs to kill the pain.”
00:13:39 - Stephen references the film “Love Bug 2”
00:16:01 - Stephen mentions, “Now Masochistic Gay Man was looking pretty good by comparison.”
00:20:30 – Stephen references the film “Memento”
00:23:46 - Stephen references the television series “The Michael Richards Show”
00:27:48 – Stephen mentions, “Once, I woke up standing over the toilet, fly open and Junior in my hands and at that moment I didn’t know if I had to pee or if I just finished…”
00:29:29 – Story 1 out-cue: “Because by definition changes are not what we expect. In fact sometimes, we never even see them coming.” Music fades up, “Tenderly” by The Oscar Peterson Trio
00:30:04 - Story 2 in-cue, music fades down: “I got an audition with one days notice for ‘Californication’…”
00:31:17 – Stephen references the television series “Suzanne Pleshette is Maggie Briggs”
00:34:11 – Stephen references the television movie “Night Visitor”
00:34:16 – Stephen references Tobolowsky Files Episode 8, “A Wager With Freddie”
00:35:31 – Stephen references the television series “The X Files”
00:41:02 – Story 2 out-cue: “I picked up the scene and smiled: ‘So Felicia, shall we jump?’” Music fades up, “Tenderly” by The Oscar Peterson Trio
00:41:28 – Outro with David Chen, “That was ‘The X Factor’…”
00:41:59 – Stephen tells a story of the casting people of ‘Californication’ listening to the podcast
00:43:15 - Stephen mentions, “So while we were sitting around with our gin and tonics…”
00:44:45 – Stephen references Tobolowsky Files Episode 16, “Dating Tips for Actors”
00:47:47 – Stephen references the television series “The $64,000 Question”
00:50:31 – Music fades up, “Tenderly” by The Oscar Peterson Trio
00:51:29 – End.