Caption: Maine Coast Humor, Credit: Len Scheinhoft
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Maine Coast Humor 

Sharks, Tigers and Other Wild Creatures You Don't Want To Mess With

From: The Humble Farmer
Length: :57

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You recently saw it on the news. A man who worked with a bear was killed by the bear. You will also recall that two years ago a man who lived with wild bears was eaten by bears.

Not long after that a man who loved sharks and other dangerous denizens of the deep came to a sudden and much publicized end when one of them turned on him.

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