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Why Your Pet Has A Cold Nose

From: The humble Farmer
Length: 01:22

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Humbleoats_small Many people kiss their pets, not caring where their pet recently put its nose.

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Many people kiss their pets, not caring where their pet recently put its nose.

Transcript

Here’s something curious. The other day my wife Marsha said something about putting down the lid on the toilet before flushing to keep germs from being catapulted into the bathroom. I think she saw someone talking about it on a morning television show. If you were to Google to find out more, you might be surprised to learn that many people shut down the toilet seat cover to keep their pets from drinking out of the bowl. --- Which I’m sure you think is as strange as I do. Because --- we are probably talking about a pet who would enjoy nothing more than eating a dead rat on your bed. So if your furry little friend, that you always kiss when he or she jumps up on your lap, might have just come in from eating a dead rat found in an open sewer, why should you deprive your pet of a refreshing cold drink in the bathroom? When you think of all the other strange and wonderful places your pets ha...
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