Transcript for the Piece Audio version of Can Drinking Dog-Juice Really Help Your Heart?
Can drinking dog-juice really help your heart?
I’m Dr Pat Raymond of Your Health Choice.
Every now and then, I read of research so cruel and evil that I must respond.
A recent study looked at the effects of taking small dogs – Pomeranians – and grinding them down into liquid for health benefits. Could anything be more cruel than this?
45 patients were split into the lucky placebo group and small-dog-margarita group. We should have been studying the cruel hearts of the researchers, but the hearts of the people who drank this immoral elixir showed less stress-induced heart muscle damage over three months.
At this point, we should all march on Washington to demand that these researchers cease their cruel blendering of cuddly Pomegranate doggies.
It’s a what?
A fruit native to Northern India? Not a fluffy toy-dog breed?
Well… never mind.Back