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Cat Box Bacteria

From: Robert Karl Skoglund
Length: 01:20

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Humbleoats_small Is there anything more comforting than cuddling with an animal that just ate two rats?

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Piece Description

Is there anything more comforting than cuddling with an animal that just ate two rats?

Transcript

You must have seen the advertisement for the product that keeps your cat from tracking cat box bacteria across your kitchen counter. Cat box bacteria is an euphemism for you know what and I don't think this product is going to sell, because those of us who love cats don't care if a little bit of cat do-do gets tracked across the cutting board where we make sandwiches. You can't even see it. Why should we start worrying about cat mess in the food now, after we've been eating it all these years? You must have seen this ad. I still don't know what they're advertising and all I remember is seeing the furry little cat feet tracking you know what onto the table where people eat. I personally resent having some advertiser making slanderous remarks about my kitty. Can you think of a nicer way to spend an evening than sitting before the television, cuddling and petting an animal that just ate two...
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