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The Supreme Court Decision

From: Robert Karl Skoglund
Length: :33

The good thing about the recent Supreme Court decision is that now corporate dollars will buy legislators from both parties. Because everyone will be on the same side it will save hours of quibbling on the floor of Congress and expedite legislation. Read the full description.

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With all votes a foregone conclusion, legislators will no longer need to assemble but will simply push a button from wherever they happen to be vacationing.  

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Piece Description

With all votes a foregone conclusion, legislators will no longer need to assemble but will simply push a button from wherever they happen to be vacationing.  

Transcript

The good thing about the recent Supreme Court decision is that now corporate dollars will buy legislators from both parties.

Because everyone will be on the same side it will save hours of quibbling on the floor of Congress and expedite legislation.

With all votes a foregone conclusion, legislators will no longer need to assemble but will simply push a button from wherever they happen to be vacationing.
Read the full transcript