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Ten Girlfriends

From: Robert Karl Skoglund
Length: :33

If you are a famous married man who keeps 10 or 20 girlfriends on the side to take up the slack, sooner or later everyone in the world is going to hear about all those girlfriends --- just because you are famous. Read the full description.

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Piece Description

Think of all the married men in the world who are grateful that they are not famous.

Transcript

If you are a famous married man who keeps 10 or 20 girlfriends on the side to take up the slack, there is one thing that you know for sure. Sooner or later everyone in the world is going to hear about all those girlfriends on that electronic tabloid thing they call the evening news --- just because you are famous. Think of all the married men in the world who are grateful that they are not famous.
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Intro and Outro

INTRO:

If you are a famous married man who keeps 10 or 20 girlfriends on the side to take up the slack, there is one thing that you know for sure.

OUTRO:

Think of all the married men in the world who are grateful that they are not famous.