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Looking for a Fling?

From: The humble Farmer
Length: :55

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Humbleoats_small Does yesterday's fling become a flang or a flung?

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Does yesterday's fling become a flang or a flung?

Transcript

It doesn’t take much to make me laugh --- even if I haven’t had a cup of coffee. This morning I laughed when I deleted some of the emails in my junk email box. One said, “Looking for a Fling?” What is a fling nowadays? If I had been pressed to define a fling, I would have said that a fling is running off to some near-by town for two or three days. But not until today did I ever wonder if yesterday’s fling becomes a flang or a flung. I just Googled “Looking for a Fling” for a current definition. According to Google, the affliction known as “Lonely Wives Looking for a Fling” is now pandemic.
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Intro and Outro

INTRO:

It doesn’t take much to make me laugh --- even if I haven’t had a cup of coffee.

OUTRO:

. According to Google, the affliction known as “Lonely Wives Looking for a Fling” is now pandemic.