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Pledge Parody

From: WCAI / WNAN
Length: 02:47

It's Time For Our Pledge Drive (sung to the tune of Away in the Manger) Read the full description.
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Christmas-tree-money_small A holiday gift to all public radio listeners. Because we love them. And because they show their love for us, even though they don't have to.

Written and performed by Sean Corcoran and Brian Morris, reporters at WCAI, the Cape and Islands NPR Station in Massachusetts.

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Piece Description

A holiday gift to all public radio listeners. Because we love them. And because they show their love for us, even though they don't have to.

Written and performed by Sean Corcoran and Brian Morris, reporters at WCAI, the Cape and Islands NPR Station in Massachusetts.

Transcript

It’s Time For Our pledge Drive

(sung to the tune of “Away in a Manger”)

It’s time for our pledge drive, donations we seek

Didn’t we just finish up one last week?

It’s easy with our volunteers standing by

Just call us, we promise we won’t bleed you dry.

Give what feels comfortable, pony up cash

Try not to worry as stock markets crash

Forget about vanishing 401-K’s

Dig deep in your pockets, contribute today.

We’re earnest, we’re funny, and sometimes we’re smug

A mere hundred dollars gets you this great mug

Our valuable service you can’t get for free

Unlike those executives from A.I.G.

Help us in hitting that pledge drive home run

Five bucks a week, it won’t break anyone

We keep you connected, we broaden your mind

We gave you Obama, now it’s payback time.

The phones, they aren’t ringing, we’ll have to extend

Our fundraising til March of 2010.

But we could...
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Timing and Cues

2:46