Transcript for the Piece Audio version of "My Daughter Knocked Out The Power On The Whole East Coast"

"Grandmother-in-law, goes by the name of Margaret. It's 1977 and we had a blackout similar to the one we just had only longer. She and her family is watching TV and her daughter attempts to fix the television to make it come in a little clearer. In the interim the power goes out and Margaret thinks that she knocked out the power in the house.

"She goes 'OH MY GOD, WHAT'D YOU DO? YOU KNOCK THE POWER OUT IN THE WHOLE HOUSE.'

"So she gets on the phone a proceeds to call the electric company and says: 'MY DAUGHTER WAS PLAYING WITH THE TV AND KNOCKED THE POWER OUT IN THE HOUSE.'

"And the guy on the phone goes 'LADY LADY! THE POWERS OUT ON THE WHOLE EAST COAST.'

"And she goes 'MY DAUGHTER KNOCKED OUT THE WHOLE EAST COAST!'"