Piece image

The Unexpected Can Kill

From: Robert Karl Skoglund
Length: 01:00

Never surprise your spouse Read the full description.

Humbleoats_small Many hunters get so excited when they see a deer that they drop dead

To hear the full audio, sign up for a free PRX account or log in.

More from Robert Karl Skoglund

Caption: Morning Rolled Oats, Credit: Janice Lang

The Boston Marathon (01:22)
From: Robert Karl Skoglund

Why Don't Swedish Runners Train With the Kenyan Program?
Caption: Morning Rolled Oats, Credit: Janice Lang

Syndicated on Talk Radio (:31)
From: Robert Karl Skoglund

We have come to expect certain things from talk radio
Caption: Morning Rolled Oats, Credit: Janice Lang

Cameras At Stop Signs (02:44)
From: Robert Karl Skoglund

Should cameras catch people who run stop signs?
Caption: Morning Rolled Oats, Credit: Janice Lang

The Giant Blueberry Bush (01:17)
From: Robert Karl Skoglund

Get four pints of juicy blueberries every day
Caption: Morning Rolled Oats, Credit: Janice Lang

Fine Dining on the Coast of Maine (01:13)
From: Robert Karl Skoglund

They have similar restaurants in Monte Carlo
Caption: Morning Rolled Oats, Credit: Janice Lang

What is The Wind Chill Factor? (02:14)
From: Robert Karl Skoglund

One more thing to make you feel colder than you really are
Caption: Morning Rolled Oats, Credit: Janice Lang

The Wind - Energy for Sustainability (:53)
From: Robert Karl Skoglund

Do you know why people oppose wind power?
Caption: Morning Rolled Oats, Credit: Janice Lang

American Untouchables (:55)
From: Robert Karl Skoglund

You're Familiar with The American Caste System?
Caption: Morning Rolled Oats, Credit: Janice Lang

Peter Lorre and The Pink Panther (03:35)
From: Robert Karl Skoglund

Observations on good old movies
Caption: Morning Rolled Oats, Credit: Janice Lang

One Day in The Life of Ivan Denisovitch (:55)
From: Robert Karl Skoglund

Can anything be tougher than life in a Siberian prison camp?

Piece Description

Many hunters get so excited when they see a deer that they drop dead

Transcript

You might have read in the paper that during a typical deer season in Michigan, about a dozen hunters die with heart attacks. That little furry head sticks itself up out of the brush, and these grown men get so excited that they drop right over. Shock from the unexpected can kill. Imagine all those who would drop over if the President would ever try to balance a budget. Think of all the teachers who would probably drop dead, if that certain student ever cleaned out the rat's nest in his desk and handed in a paper that didn't look as if he'd blown his nose on it. Yes, the shock from the unexpected can kill, which is why I don't dare risk coming to supper the first time my wife calls me.
Read the full transcript