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Sly Crooner Episode #5 "A Valentine For Cosmo"

Series: Sly Crooner
From: Geoffrey Tozer
Length: 00:28:30

A Valentine's Day special story about an odd love affair. Read the full description.

Askance_small Cosmo D. Gigolo is the poet of Swanktown who runs the flower shop in the lobby of the Hotel Alto Nido. But he came from very humble beginnings as we learn in this poignant and funny love story. You won't believe who is the object of his affection and what secret she has been keeping from him and all of us. The surprise ending soundly illustrates the Swanktown motto; "living swank is the best revenge".

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Cosmo D. Gigolo is the poet of Swanktown who runs the flower shop in the lobby of the Hotel Alto Nido. But he came from very humble beginnings as we learn in this poignant and funny love story. You won't believe who is the object of his affection and what secret she has been keeping from him and all of us. The surprise ending soundly illustrates the Swanktown motto; "living swank is the best revenge".

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Review of Sly Crooner Episode #5 "A Valentine For Cosmo"

I love this original, entertaining, swingin' show. Geoffrey Tozer puts the class and fun back into jazz.

Remember those great old album covers with a beautiful, seductive woman on the cover enticing you into her world? Somehow, if you just gave a listen, you'd be hipper, happier and, if you were a guy, get that fabulous woman on the cover and, if you were a gal, become that woman on the cover. In short, you'd be swanky!

Geoffrey brings this feeling back with each episode. And frankly, can there be too much swank in our lives? I think not. Excuse me while I freshen my martini . . . **

Judy Carmichael
Jazz Pianist and Host/Producer of "Jazz Inspired"

**Reviewed while wearing a little black dress and very high heels.

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Review of Sly Crooner Episode #5 "A Valentine For Cosmo"

Now that's a lovely piece of work. The Sly Crooner manages to take the listener on a trip without he/she even having to leave the room. But not just a trip to somewhere; no, a trip to sometime. A trip to a time before class and style were hummed and drummed out of life, before aesthetics were measured by accountants and nothing had any value besides the number on the far side of the dollar sign.
That piano bar and the world that swirls around it iare places more real than anyone could wish for.
It's a party I want to join.
Just one thing: the martinis. Please, Sly, have the bartender shake mine.

Musical Works

Title Artist Album Label Year Length
Cosmo's Candy Geoffrey Leigh Tozer Songs of The Sly Crooner. Razz Records 2007 04:05
Whatsamatter Mama? Geoffrey Leigh Tozer Song of The Sly Crooner. Razz Records 2007 03:37
You Read Me Like a Book Geoffrey Leigh Tozer Songs of The Sly Crooner. Razz Records 2007 03:24

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http://www.slycrooner.com