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- The Danger of Mangos
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- Owen Egerton
Humorist Owen Egerton describes the adventure of taking his 14-month-old daughter on a vacation to Puerto Vallarta, Mexico. He and his wife soon discover the ideal coastal setting is ripe with life threatening danger. Not least of all, mangos.
This short commentary, like many of Egerton's pieces, uses humor and heart to capture the bizarre world of modern parenting.
Piece Description
Humorist Owen Egerton describes the adventure of taking his 14-month-old daughter on a vacation to Puerto Vallarta, Mexico. He and his wife soon discover the ideal coastal setting is ripe with life threatening danger. Not least of all, mangos. This short commentary, like many of Egerton's pieces, uses humor and heart to capture the bizarre world of modern parenting.
Broadcast History
KUT Austin, Texas April 19th 2007
Transcript
The setting is ideal. A coastal villa just outside of Puerto Vallarta, Mexico. It's a perfect place for our family reunion. Breezy rooms open up to a green courtyard complete with a hammock, stone tables and a crystal clear pool. Steps from the courtyard lead directly to the warm ocean waters. The grounds are filled with a variety of trees and plants, even a towering mango tree which drops sweet ripe fruit throughout the day.
Once all of this would have been perfect. But my wife and I are traveling with Arden, our 14-month-old daughter. Arden has recently learned to walk, and quickly thereafter, to run. She stumbles and tumbles with the careless enthusiasm of a drunk college co-ed. Her presence changes the landscape. The refreshing pool is transformed into a gaping death-hole, falling mangos are skull crushing projectiles, and the ocean is hell itself beckoning toddlers to its watery...
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Additional Files
- Owen and Arden at the Beach (owen_at_the_beach.jpg)