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The cult of Whole Foods. Shudder. Read the full description.
Ian goes shopping at Whole Foods, and does not like what he finds.
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Review of Whole Foods is a grocery store. Get over it.Ian rips the pretension off of another sustainably responsible behemoth presence. Ian, you're right - it is totally out of control - so overdone that the claims and the mantras don't evene mean anything anymore. |
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Review of Whole Foods is a grocery store. Get over it.Mmmm - I'm getting ready to eat my Whole Foods tuna sushi. |
Kerry Fletcher
Posted on December 14, 2008 at 07:31 PM | Permalink
what can you tell me....?
I laughed my way through this piece. Fast, funny, and dangerously close to the sad truth.