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Guided Meditations: What to do if You Feel a Bump While Driving Your Luxury SUV

From: Joel Brussell
Length: 02:21

Spoof on New Age guided meditations talking Someone down from the Trauma of Experiencing a Bump while driving their luxury SUV Read the full description.

Default-piece-image-0 This is an ongoing segment entitled "Guided Meditations" from my weekly comedy radio show "THe I Hate Poetry Poetry Hour Half-Hour" The pieces comicly walk people through modern "stresses" like feeling a bump while driving their luxury SUV's, having the batteries run low in their personal coffee frother, trying to buy wine vinegar on a Sunday in INdiana. Most of them have silly new age backgrounds like wind chimes, bubbles etc. C'mon public radio lighten up! This is perfect to get your listeners laughing on their drives home.

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This is an ongoing segment entitled "Guided Meditations" from my weekly comedy radio show "THe I Hate Poetry Poetry Hour Half-Hour" The pieces comicly walk people through modern "stresses" like feeling a bump while driving their luxury SUV's, having the batteries run low in their personal coffee frother, trying to buy wine vinegar on a Sunday in INdiana. Most of them have silly new age backgrounds like wind chimes, bubbles etc. C'mon public radio lighten up! This is perfect to get your listeners laughing on their drives home.