Have you ever fantasized about owning a vintage Jag, baby?
Well, I have. After listening to this piece I feel I have lived that life to its fullest and, well....I think my fantasy of sliding around a curve with perhaps the most Phallic of all models is no longer necessary. The Cream Puff thoroughly brought me from 60 to zero so clearly, with such delicacy and knowing that I feel liberated from yet another Viagra weekender.

Thank You Mr. O'. You have provided a great public service. What I am trying to say is that you saved me a lot of heart-ache. I only hope that your toil can be afforded to the greater masses as I know the lure of the fraternity is Huge...